OPSEC CARD or fixing someone else’s screw-up

or fixing someone else’s screw-up for the fifth time today

and a presence

the Green Weenie’s got your back… now with bottle-opening capabilities to help you laugh through the pain as The Green Weenie Strikes Again

It celebrates the ones who get called last

OPSEC CARD or fixing someone else’s screw-upMeet Cyber Jeffthe digital guardian no one asked for, but every unit ends up with. This coin is a full send tribute to the fight for OPSEC in the age of TikTok and unsecured Wi Fi. Featuring Cyber Jeff in all his pixelated glory, flanked by the nostalgic boxing bots, a purple dragon (dont ask), and enough chaos to make your S 6 cry. Its loud, its weird, and it slaps harder than a COMSEC violation. A must have for every warfighter who's ever facepalmed